Died For Love

I sit in the Park Where I Dwell,
For this Boy I love so well.
He took my Heart away from me,
Now he wants to set me free.
I see a girl on his lap,
He says things to her he never said to me.
I ran home to cry on my bed,
Not a word to mother was said.
Father came home late that night,
He looked at me from left to right.
He saw me hanging from a rope,
He took his knife to cut me down.
And on my dress a note was found:
Dig my grave, Dig it deep..
Dig my grave, From head to feet.
And on the top place a dove.
And remember this, I died for love...

Ralph: I Ated the purple berries!
Bart: how do they taste Ralph?
Ralph: Rrrr....Oooo......They taste like burning!

Hello supernintendo Chalmers. I'm lernding!

That's where I saw the leprechaun, he told me to burn things!

When I grow up I'm going to be a principal, or a caterpillar!

That's my sandbox, I'm not allowed to go in the deep end

Lunchlady Doris : At last the world is safe. Eh Fallout Boy?
Ralph: What's for lunch tomorrow?
Director of Radioactive Man movie: Next!
Ralph: Chicken necks?

Ralph: And when the doctor said I didn't have worms anymore,
that was the happiest day of my life!
Ms. Hoover: Thank you Ralph. Very graphic

Principal Skinner, I got car sick in you office.

After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously. "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."

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